We burn through the BS so you don't have to
BurnTest was built on a simple idea: your website deserves more than polite nods and "looks great!" from friends. It deserves the fire of real, unfiltered feedback.
I'm Bobby Samai — and I'm done with fake feedback.
I'm an entrepreneur, a brand builder, and someone who's been burned too many times by polite lies. I've spent countless late nights staring at my own websites, wondering: "Would a stranger actually trust this enough to pull out their credit card?"
Every time I launched a new site, I did what everyone does — sent the link to friends and family. "Hey, can you take a look and tell me what you think?" And every time, I got the same useless response. Thumbs up. "Looks great!" Maybe a "yeah, I like it." But here's the brutal truth — my mom isn't my target customer. My buddy from college isn't going to tell me my checkout flow is broken or my hero section makes no sense.
They're being nice. And nice doesn't convert. Nice doesn't pay the bills. Nice is the enemy of growth.
"I didn't need another thumbs up. I needed someone to light a fire under my assumptions and burn away everything that wasn't working."
— Bobby Samai, Founder
That's the spark that became BurnTest. I built this platform to connect website owners with real, unfiltered burners — everyday people who will walk through your site, record themselves browsing it, and tell you exactly what they see. No scripts. No sugarcoating. Just raw, honest reactions from real humans.
Not a survey. Not a heatmap. Not some AI-generated summary. A real person, talking out loud as they navigate your site, giving you the kind of feedback you'd get if you could sit next to a stranger in a coffee shop and watch them use your website. That's the heat. Can you take it?
The BurnTest Mission
We exist to kill the polite lie. Every website deserves the truth. Every store owner deserves real feedback. Every burner deserves to get paid for their honesty.
Brutal Honesty
No sugarcoating. Real people telling you exactly what they think — even when it stings.
Real Americans
Vetted burners matched to your target demographic. Not bots. Not overseas click farms.
Fast Results
Burns delivered within hours, not weeks. Because your launch can't wait.
What We Stand For
Truth Over Comfort
We never incentivize positive burns — we incentivize truthful ones. A burner gets paid the same whether they love your site or roast it to the ground. That's the whole point.
Quality That Burns Bright
Every burn is a real recording with live audio commentary. This isn't a checkbox survey — it's a real person spending 30 seconds to 3 minutes walking through your site, saying what they actually think.
Built for the Underdog
Big companies have UX research teams and six-figure budgets. Independent store owners, creators, and hustlers don't. BurnTest levels the playing field — professional-grade user testing that anyone can afford.
The Man Behind the Fire
I'm a husband, a father of two, and a follower of Jesus. I live in Jefferson, Oregon, up on the mountain with my wife Kristi and our dog Ranger. Building brands and products that people genuinely love — that's what drives me. I'm in my 30s, building a legacy that I want to be proud of in my 60s and 70s.
BurnTest isn't just a business to me. It's a mission. I believe every entrepreneur deserves access to honest feedback, every burner deserves to get paid for their time and honesty, and every website deserves to be tested by fire before it goes out into the world.
Whether you're a store owner who needs the truth about your site, or someone who wants to earn real money sharing your unfiltered opinions — welcome to BurnTest. Can you take the heat?
Ready to Feel the Heat?
Whether you want honest feedback on your site or you want to earn money burning websites — the fire is waiting.